Today,

When I woke up this morning I felt like this, 

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I promised myself that I wouldn’t drink this week.

My boyfriend was all, 

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& my friends were like, 

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& right now I’m all, 

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germaineofthrones:

officialdotz:

lickypickystickyme:

Now these are what i call cupcakes.

Hello birthday!!

and it’s like they’re little ballerinas

germaineofthrones:

officialdotz:

lickypickystickyme:

Now these are what i call cupcakes.

Hello birthday!!

and it’s like they’re little ballerinas

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angel-looking-to-get-fucked-hard asked: What's your fave drink? :) perfect blog, btw :P

Thanks so much! I wish I updated more often :/ 
I would have to say that the most delicious drink I crave is an icy Peach Margarita. But that’s fancy as fuck for my budget. 
On a normal night I usually do up a Vodka Cranberry. 
Thanks so much for following!  

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When one of my friends says she’s giving up drinking for awhile

When I drink & I feel like I’m on top of the fucking world..

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When someone in another conversation mentions going out. I’m like,

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Fuck!

My doctor wants me to take this medicine for 7 days- if you drink any alcohol with it, it makes you violently ill.. What. The. Actual. Fuck. 

I don’t know if this is possible. I mean at this point I’m guessing my insides are MADE of vodka. 

Here goes nothing?

I LOVE MY NEW FOLLOWERS!

THANKS GUYS!

fuckyeahbeer:

napispam:

happy new beer…

FuckYeahBeer!

This year I’m going to drink all the things!!

fuckyeahbeer:

napispam:

happy new beer…

FuckYeahBeer!

This year I’m going to drink all the things!!

When I put on makeup

When I go into work hungover & a coworker says, “You shouldn’t have gotten drunk”- I’m all,

Realist 

Realist 

ianbrooks:

Single Malts by Danilo Agutoli

Prints available at Society6. I just want to marry all of you beautiful malts. Why wont the government acknowledge the very special relationship I have with alcohol?

Artist: BehanceFlickr

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thepartyrehab:

Candy Cane Shots.Ingredients & Measurements:
Godiva White Chocolate Liquor
Peppermint Schnapps
Crushed Candy Canes
Instructions:Wet the rim of a shot glass and dip into crushed candy canes. Mix equal parts Godiva & Schnapps together in shaker. Shake and pour into shot glass. Enjoy!

Shut up & Take My Sobriety! 

thepartyrehab:

Candy Cane Shots.

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • Godiva White Chocolate Liquor
  • Peppermint Schnapps
  • Crushed Candy Canes

Instructions:
Wet the rim of a shot glass and dip into crushed candy canes. Mix equal parts Godiva & Schnapps together in shaker. Shake and pour into shot glass. Enjoy!

Shut up & Take My Sobriety! 

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